and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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