We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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