You're so nebulous sometimes
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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