My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
When are your genitals available?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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