And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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