i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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