I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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