let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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