you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
So. Much. Porn.
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