allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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