Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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