How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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