only if we run a train.
done.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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