I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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