I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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