Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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