I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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