there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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