I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
