Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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