Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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