New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize