Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY