evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day