Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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