Whoa Z and x make the same sound
tell your sister to shave her snatch
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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