Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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