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her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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