Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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