it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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