It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
And then he peed in my hair
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