Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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