peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
