My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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