what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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