You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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