i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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