All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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