You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Shame - the story of my life.
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