no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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