I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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