He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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