yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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