Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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