I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
