Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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