How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Randomize
