doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
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No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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