Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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