sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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