They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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