Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Don't make out with my wife yet
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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