Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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