I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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